Long Schlong John

A person named John that has a particularly long schlong
Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
by John McMenda July 28, 2020
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mad long hours

When someone works for long periods of time. Not just an 8 hour shift or something, but for very long periods of time.
Sarah: "I never see Jordan around anymore"
Mark: "That's because he works mad long hours"
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Long Distance Yawn

A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.
"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."

"What the fuck for?"

"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."

"A long distance yawn!"

"Exactly!"
by BWG_wsu January 25, 2010
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Long Pole Syndrome

Long Pole Syndrome (Illness) is a severe disease that can casue any lacrosse defender to have an inability to pick up a ground ball. Long Pole Syndrome can manifest in any situation involving a groundball and a defender. This is applicable to any defender of any age or ability and can strike at any time.
An example of Long Pole Syndrome could be a ground ball rolling towards a defender and the defender missing the ground ball after being confident of picking it up.
by Case1 December 07, 2011
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How long's a string

A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.
Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?

Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?
by Bro-seph Sebastian Bach June 21, 2010
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long dick of the law

"Ok everyone, prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" - Officer Michaels
by walker cyrus May 02, 2008
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