Hob Knocker

Hob Knocker
12 up, 8 down

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
or
A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street

you and your mama are a hob knocker

by vont'e1157 March 28, 2009

Knocked Up, Knocked Down

Getting pregnant and then losing the baby or fetus due to miscarriage, stillbirth, or infant death. Also known as KuKd.

Monica LeMoine was knocked up, knocked down.

by uzbekmurf August 5, 2008

cock knocker

A Cock Knocker is an individual who frequently masterbates men. Calling a man a Cock Knocker is like calling him a homosexual. Calling a woman a Cock Knocker is like calling her a loose whore who touches men frequently

Nelson is a Cock Knocker, therefore, he masterbates other men and is a homosexual.

by Rino Ramagioli November 19, 2003

hard knock life

a song by Jay Z. Also used by Dr Evil in the film 'Goldmember' when him and mini me are in jail.

its a hard knock life for us, its a hard knock life for us, steada treated, we get tricked, steada kisses, we get kicked....

by lewis April 7, 2004

BRO-KNOCK

Large blunt object of wood or metal to be kept under the car seat in the event a "bro" oversteps his bounds.

That bro came up trying to sell my ass a crack rock ! I pulled out the bro-knock gave him a Rodney King!

by Lung November 8, 2006

cock knocker

the male version of the word cunt. A cock knocker is a male who needs to be called the worst word you can come up with. He is the kind of man that if he were a woman you would call a cunt. He is the kind of person that will relentlessly take the wind out of you, deliberately sabotage you, and sometimes even seems to enjoy being hated.

My professor is such a cock knocker! He said that all the girls in the class may as well drop because they won't pass anyway! GRRRR... I loath that mo-fo!

by ismirth June 23, 2007

fart-knocker

a problematical, difficult, bothersome, object, animal, person or situation

My (cat, computer, lover) is a major fart-knocker. This is a fucking fart-knocker of a day: the dog had kittens and refuses to take care of them.

by amDawn January 22, 2009