Keeping Destiny

the best post-hardcore punk band ever. period

Dude I saw you went to that Keeping Destiny show yesterday, I'm so jealous!

by peterpumkineater69 December 16, 2019

Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.

Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

by QuacksO June 13, 2019

keep dad about it

Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.

If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

keeping it os

O.S. stands for old school, so keeping it old school

Dad as he's making a margarita: "We're keeping it OS tonight!"
Everybody: "What?"

by Froggyss2 September 22, 2019

keep an eye on him/her

This means that you should look over someone, but not give them your full attention just like an probation

He/She might try to escape so keep an eye on him/her.

by Lemmeaddsumgudshat April 13, 2018

Keep it wrinkled

Trying not to have a boner, not making your penis skin tight with an erection

Guy 1: Going in a date tonight
Guy 2: Keep it wrinkled!

by Wrinklemaster234 April 17, 2018

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018