Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021

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Brianna Horne

Most likely your friends' ex-girlfriend, probably an ex because of your friend's actions.Will probably not talk to you after a break-up. Super pretty, and will love you as long as you treat her right. She will tell you when you are in the wrong. You probably break your heart...again at a school dance. Most likely lesbian. She is honestly an amazing person and if you think she's a bad person or an asshole you were probably the asshole.

me: Brianna is an asshole.
Friend: You were probably the asshole, and you know you still like her.
Me: True, she is super pretty.
Brianna Horne ost likely your ex-girlfriend.

by Igotdumpedbybriannahorne November 15, 2019

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horn beard

when ur beard gets horny and starts coppin og blowjs and yingering a butthole

oh shit did u guys see beard horn that grenade? he horn bearded the shit out of her

by Ieata$$ October 15, 2018

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to horn on

verb form of the word horny.

"bro, she's totally horning on you!"
"i think i'm about to horn on max idk tho ahaha"

by ur mom or smth May 28, 2020

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Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

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