tat head

someone with a ridiculously large head, often pulling innocent bystanders towards him with its gravitational force. drinks a horrendous amount of milk and often enjoys stalking ladies. sometimes partakes in the game of 'tat tips' with 'tips', he has unfortunately never won due to the nature of his cranny like limbs. behaves like a tool, often engineering weapons in his own house e.g book tie combo.

"jeeeeez, have yo seen that tat head?"

" yeah hes been following my bird around for a few hours now, roughly 50 paces behind her, with a couple of cartons of dairy crest. whats that all about"?

by poobear2 October 10, 2011

Anal Head

It’s the same as fisting someone but you use your fucking head

Slut! It’s time for your daily dose of anal head you fucking dirty slut

by Dac December 13, 2019

head baffling

when anything or anyone starts doing/saying something that just totally confuses you.

yo man this shit is head baffling

by Densoflux October 29, 2007

dabber head

A person that dabs all day and every day 24/7

Milton had 15min to be with his girlfriend but he decided to dab instead, Milton is such a dabber head.

by Brutalex January 18, 2017

Cronk-Head

A person with an IQ in the single digits
A fool or goon.

Slade is a fucking Cronk-Head.

by SladeIsACronkHead July 8, 2021

bargain head

Getting surprisingly drunk from a relatively small amount of alcoholic intake. Often gets shortened to just "bargain".

I gave up drinking for a couple of months and now I can get me a bargain head after only two beers.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

hang-head

When an individual is intoxicated to the point that they can sit up straight, but not able to hold their head up. A person with hang-head may still be able to lift their head, but for only seconds to mumble inaudible words or to stare off into space.

Paul has a nasty case of hang-head because he thought it would be a good idea to smoke weed after drinking an entire bottle of rosé .

by Mr. Fornicus July 2, 2017