Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.

Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.

by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022

mash her guts

The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.

Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!

Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!

by bossytim6969 May 25, 2018

Tea Gut

The result of habitually drinking to many alcoholic teas

Jade has started to develop a Tea Gut due to her constant consumption of Twisted Tea.

by TOTEMIR February 11, 2022

the guts

when someone has such a bad stomach ache their guts are rumbling non-stop.

i got the guts. i am fighting for my life in this bathroom.

by cinnamn February 17, 2022

gut nuggets

When you have semi firm nuggets of feces in combination with diarrhea. Is often explosive or accompanied by violent and painful gas.

Bro, I'll never take shots of salsa verde again!!! That shit gave me hardcore gut nuggets

by HexVoid January 4, 2021

guts ache

When your gut hurts like a bitch (Expecially if your lactose intolerant)

AGH THAT ICE CREAM GAVE ME A GUTS ACHE

by FrootLoopsAaaa February 7, 2023

puppy guts

great on the grill if you add a little salt to them they'll be just right i prefer rat terrier guts over pitbull but it's great on a kabob

i like fried puppy guts

by sumi dumi September 24, 2020