Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

Mason Goggles

When your standard for a guy you would have sex with is drastically lowered because you attend George Mason University.

Heard she started going out with Greg, I think she just gas a serious case of mason goggles.

by PooptyWhooptyScoop September 30, 2021

goggles coroika

The ridiculously stupid main character of Coroika (aka the Splatoon manga). He pantses people (most commonly Rider) for some codforsaken reason and consumes pickled plums. On the ridiculous Team Blue who always wins.

Some people belive he doesn't deserve his plot armor.

Diver: "Why didn't you invite Goggles to the party?"
Aloha: "He would pants EVERYONE."
Diver: "Yeah,"

Someone: "Goggles coroika is stupid."

by your_enby.frenemy November 26, 2023

Nog Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of holiday alcohol makes one's family bearable.

"Hate my family, but after the nog goggles kick in it will be okay. Hell, maybe even my first cousin. Who knows?"

by Pyewacket December 15, 2013

Arabian goggles

To place your testis’ on someone’s eye sockets and let you your penis drape over their nose, thus producing a more’ eastern’ looking nose

When the wind kicked up the sand, I gave my girl the Arabian goggles to prevent sand from penetrating her eyes and nasal passages

by Hip hop potamus August 4, 2022

Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.

"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"

by Porngoggles August 24, 2015

Single goggles

When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.

"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."

by BuckinNightmare September 6, 2017