keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

Keep your feelings in your purse

Generally used derogatorially towards women who sell their body. Her pimp will tell her to keep her feelings in her purse when she isn't focusing on making money. Rather, she is more focused on baby daddy drama or other people's business.

Stop trippin girl! We'd make better money if you'd keep your feelings in your purse.

by Kasey Jayne July 1, 2018

Koop Keep

Experiences in life that make you feel satisfied according to God’s word and your fullest inner senses as told by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The Koop Keep was making the population feel cozy for a life span.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Keep it 95

Keep it real but not to real

I got a girlfriend and a side chick they both give me head anytime I want some

Bruh stop lying ok I’m keep it 95 just my side chick

by Biggfacts June 11, 2018

keep an eye on him/her

This means that you should look over someone, but not give them your full attention just like an probation

He/She might try to escape so keep an eye on him/her.

by Lemmeaddsumgudshat April 13, 2018

Keep it wrinkled

Trying not to have a boner, not making your penis skin tight with an erection

Guy 1: Going in a date tonight
Guy 2: Keep it wrinkled!

by Wrinklemaster234 April 17, 2018