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softwear engineer

an engineer who works on developing technology for advance and softest wear for the fabric industry. Average pay grade lies between pay worth 100 swim wears to 50 ballgowns.
Software engineers are losing their jobs, its now time to switch to softwear engineer.
by 19ratkiller January 23, 2021
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Quirky Engineer

When you stick your dick inside a girl, right after your buddy came inside her, and you get his cum all over your dick.
The worst thing about a Quirky Engineer is that you get your buddy's cum all over your dick!
by Deeznutz091980 March 28, 2024
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Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!
You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.
by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022
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Jaimon's Engine Eggs

-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.
"Her food preparation skills scare me so much I would rather eat Jaimon's Engine Eggs instead"
by slaytotheslayslay December 10, 2025
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CBT Engineer

That guy over there must be a Cbt Engineer, his knees must be fucked
by Abnormally large zebra July 25, 2024
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Crypto Earning Engineer

An individual who earns cryptocurrency as a living. Crytpo earnings are generated via buying and holding, staking, mining, or setting up Masternodes.
After years of dabbling in crypto, I am now able to be a full time crypto earning engineer. I generate crypto daily by trading, staking, mining, and setting up masternodes.
by Mr. Crypto February 14, 2022
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