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3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.
Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!
by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020
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Where’s Dildo?

A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
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Dora dildo voodoo

You get bad luck / voodoo when you don’t reply to a text or question from Doras dildo you can even ask chun.maraj her hair stylist came late and didn’t finish her hair.
You didn’t reply to Doras dildo text!! Your going to get Dora dildo voodoo on you for 24 hours
by Doras dildo November 6, 2020
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dildo dip

Sauce you aquire from a dildo.
"Steve, would you wipe the dildo dip off on my toys"?
by Clemon2589 September 29, 2020
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Go Get A Dildo

Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.
We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.
by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020
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dildo pocket

Is used only when referring to "Moke" (a terrible terrible human) - as a diss to make his dick go through his mouth hole and out the bottom one - basically calling him a cagina/Bagina/vagina
"Oh yeah fuck off moke. You're just a big Ol' dildo pocket. Suck on that sister"
by Mokesdad September 23, 2017
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