dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3

"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"

by Dildoclock December 7, 2017

Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

by Guesseppe October 17, 2025

dildo date

when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time

your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.

by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023

Dildo

Something your mom uses at night when their sleeping 💦🍆

Mom stop using your dildo🍆🍆🍆🍆

by Yourdadsgirlfriend February 25, 2022

dildo

the fake toy version of a man's penis that either a man or woman can use to masturbate to and a woman can place into her vagina,her mouth,bumhole and everywhere else😭.

'Man i just ordered a dildo since my man's on vacation, can't wait to use it'!

by ur favee milf July 30, 2022

Dildo jungle

It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.

Bob has set up a dildo jungle.

by wendigoascension June 30, 2024

Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.

Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!

by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021