Mississippi swamp donkey

when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.

o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.

-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!

by beanballz February 27, 2010

donkey punch

A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it.

Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.

by TacklingDummy November 2, 2007

Bobbing for Donkey Apples

While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.

Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.

by CHANCE916 May 19, 2006

donkey ears

An extremely outrageous example of a camel toe.

While I was licking her carpet, she slapped me with her donkey ears.

by Flappy October 9, 2003

donkey walk

The awkward bowing of one's legs while walking, after having had rough sex for an extended period of time.

"You can tell Denise had a great time last night with Gavin! She's doing the donkey walk!"

by mastersplinter January 15, 2010

Donkey lipper

A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.

Mike Overcast is such a donkey lipper.

by acheron800 April 11, 2011

donkey kongo

When you have sex with a girl missionary style and before the point of climax, you slap her tits like your playing the kongo drums

dude i beat on monicas tits last nite like donkey kongo

by brak o bick May 25, 2011