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Wheaton College

A very selective liberal arts & science college outside of Boston, Massachusetts. Well known for its close student-professor research, small classes and great athletics.

Unique from other liberal arts schools of its quality, Wheaton has fewer required courses and more multi-discipline options. Wheaton has a beautiful ivy-clad campus and is highly regarded for producing many national scholars each year (they've won three Rhodes scholarships in the last five years).

It is a great place to be educated, make life-long friendships and learn how to make an impact in the world.
My four years at Wheaton College were the best of my life.
by Alumnae/i May 30, 2006
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Messiah College

The only fun thing to do in this town of less than 3,000 people ( 2,900 of which attend messiah) is leave it. If you're looking for cultural diversity look elsewhere - the only two black people that attend this school are on the front page of our admissions pamphlet. At this small central PA school... athletics dominate the social atmosphere. If you're not an athlete or an athletic supporter, you're a nobody. If you slack on church attendance there's no doubt that you will one day find yourself at the cafateria on a sunday morning in your pajamas taking the lottie walk of shame.If you're looking to get married before you're legally able to drink, you've found the right college for you. Between the wide selection of good looking people and the engaged couples counseling emails recieved by the entire campus weekly, you're bound to have a ring by spring. If you're looking to party.. you're in luck, there's a anonymous partying crew somewhere on campus consisting of the same 20 people. Despite these shortcomings, the campus is gorgeous and so are a lot of the people.
"you're on the soccer team and you're on the worship team?lets just get married-right now- hurry, before i graduate from Messiah College!"
by jaycat February 11, 2006
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collegeattack.com

A college forum that started in 2004 by three friends that went to different universities in florida.
College students come to this site to share information about classes, movies, campus news, and other stuff.
collegeattack.com is a decent forum where I go to play games and watch porn, i mean research for classes.
by theprivileges October 27, 2005
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College Clean

If it looks clean, it is. Refers to quickly washing dishes and utensils with just water while using hands to scrap off food particles. Often satisfactory for busy and exhausted college students.
The students were too busy studying to do chores so they gave the dishes a college clean.
by PinkPanzer March 15, 2011
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College Poop

When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.

Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.
"I was with Sara, my new roommate, and I really needed to shit. So I took a college poop."
by 4TheTheTheThes January 4, 2012
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College cupcake

An overentitled college student that needs a safe space because of a mouse fart. These creatures tend to move to their parents basement after receiving a $60,000 education and being indoctrinated with liberal ideologies . They will end up on welfare after they use up everyone else's money and then whine about being mistreated because they didn't get everything given to them without working for it.
The college cupcake protested the protesting protester.
by Turd_Furgason November 23, 2016
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College Lesbian

A woman who has sex with women because it adds to her social capital or helps her seem more appealing to men.
She started dressing like a dyke but you know she's just a college lesbian.
by DiamondDorje March 1, 2018
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