bum smoothie

A lil bit of Dr. Pepper and some of that good ol' Jack Daniels with the secret ingredient: shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, can I get some of that Dr. Pepper?
Guy 2: You sure? It's a bum smoothie.

by Big Mary Mondays October 21, 2019

Plum in the bum

To be annoying, much like "pain in the arse", more polite words to give the same message.

Steve, would you stop being a plum in the bum.

by Twisticals May 12, 2015

Bum Plucky

Having someone put cereal in your ass then picking it out.

Micah: “Did you hear I gave a Bum Plucky to a girl last night!” David: “Yo!! that’s sick bro!”

by Dried craison July 13, 2022

bum letter

a person who "lets" it up the bum.

person 1: I took up the bum last night
person 2: LOL BUM LETTER

by reftgyer January 25, 2008

bum yawn

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.

"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

Bum Warmp

A complete idiot, someone who is stupid

Stop being such a bum warmp

by adffasdasdfsdf July 10, 2006

Runners bum

When you need to shit whilst running and you must clench your asscheeks to hold it in.

- "Hahaha Paula Radcliffe shat herself mid race", "ah, we've all had runners bum"

by Mahoganay October 28, 2013