Crumpet bum

Slang used for someone with celulite on their bum, it gives the effect of a crumpet! Also a built up residue of anal crap due to lack of ass wiping abilities

Lad: holly hell look at that crumpet bum over there! She aint been ass wiping

by Jollyrodgerey November 6, 2014

Winter bum

A girls arse during the winter months, ie larger than in summer, something you can snuggle up against to keep you warm

Monica is growing herself a nice winter bum,

by Jason Kilorn July 19, 2007

Disco Bum

When, after taking a shit in a nightclub, one returns to the dance floor, has a little boogie but then needs to return to the bathroom for a tactical wipe

Stephen took a shit last night in the club but after five minutes of dancing had to return to the crapper for a re-wipe because he had disco bum.

by The Trig March 30, 2019

bum stunt

Openly pissing in a corner or public area

Did you see that construction worker pulling a bum stunt

by bum69420 March 11, 2017

bum ear

An ear that Alex Tilley has, it's the kind if ear with a bum at the bottom of the ear lobe, like a bum chin but just on the ear

Alex Tilleys bum ear chin

by King bs November 11, 2013

Bum Warmp

A complete idiot, someone who is stupid

Stop being such a bum warmp

by adffasdasdfsdf July 10, 2006

bum spit

A synonym for swill, bad, harsh or otherwise low-quality alcohol.

That vodka we had last night was bum spit! We should drink something of better quality next time because it gave me a wicked hangover.

by jsnyjnel February 7, 2008