Cock Yourself

An insulting statement directed at someone who really just needs to bring harm to themselves by means of the male genitalia. Harms include: dick slapping, cock whacking, penis punching, choking, raw anal penetration, and slitting your throat

"Brad literally cock yourself"
"tf is that"

by Brotha Brad August 30, 2025

ruin yourself

to ruin you instead of anyone else.

person 1: “i want to ruin you”
person 2: “ruin yourself “

by your fault July 31, 2020

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

by pocketer June 17, 2023

Geoffed yourself

When you bust a nut inside your pants, you have Geoffed yourself. It can be used in different terms too, i.e, Geoff is a verb.

Person 1: *Looking at Bunny outfits with a lot of pleasure*
Person 2: Ew dude! Have you just Geoffed yourself?!

by DaveParodyAcco March 4, 2021

plug yourself in

The act of placing your penis in your own asshole (fucking yourself). Office friendly way to say, "go fuck yourself!"

Travis, Bill, Aaron and Brad were being total asshats today at work, so I told each one to "plug yourself in!"

by SuperPower1 November 1, 2024

good now and yourself

Used to ask someone a question that they have just asked you.

Hi, How are you, good now and yourself

by Debskelly1985 February 27, 2023