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Big Dick Bandit

A guy who has a massive penis that steals another’s man’s girlfriend.
The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit
by Themanmythlegendbandit December 18, 2023
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sticky finger bandit

Brett Favre, i.e. in the particular context of $70 million in federal welfare funds fraudulently going to The Gunslinger, a volleyball complex and a former pro wrestler in a scandal that has rocked Mississippi.
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Aaron Rogers - Now I probably got some help playing behind a guy who played in 300+ straight starts. Because it was never even a question for him. But you can’t say there is the same approach now as there was maybe back then.

Pat McAfee - Stick Finger Bandit is who you’re talking about…
by EasyEsq December 2, 2022
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Gender bandit

Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers
A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!
by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022
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Bandit

I don't need no molly to be savage, uh, ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit
by SDA0408 December 9, 2022
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Booty bandit

A individual who enjoys eating Booty. Tends to make the receiving partner obsessed with the “Booty bandit”
by Moefaygo April 7, 2023
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Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
by SammyChica April 15, 2023
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Bus stop bandit

Most devious cunt in all of bonny
The bus stop bandit stuck again
by Coldesteverin April 22, 2023
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