Austin Atwood

Is the guy who is always the life of the party he is honest which is rare and hard to find in this day and age definitely one of a kind ..more guys should aspire to be more like him

Let's go and Austin Atwood this scean

by 75CHANDRA January 17, 2023

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Sloppy Austin

A sloppy joe with chicken instead of beef.

I had the best chicken sloppy Austin for lunch!

by The ultimate XS August 12, 2016

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Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.

While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.

by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023

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Austin Berube

Person who pulls off a Houdini impression in the middle of a dinner shift

Employee #1: Mate, this guy just pulled off an Austin Berube
Employee #2: Wooooooooooooooooooww

by Babubabubabubabubabu July 10, 2021

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austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.

Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 07, 2021

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