Alaskan ski mask

When a female masterbates with icy hot In extremely cold weather

Yea dude I saw Karen doing the Alaskan ski mask last night on the porch

by RocoReTaRd December 1, 2019

Alaskatarian

Alaskatarians are Alaskans who generally call themselves vegetarians, but when you offer them meat or fish that you killed or harvested, they almost always jump at the offer.

Myra: “I’m vegan and gluten free.”
Kelly: “Do you wanna come over to eat fish that I caught in the Kenai River and this caribou that my dad shot up in the Brooks Range?”
Myra: “Absolutely! I’ll bring over some blueberries and cranberries for dessert.”
Kelly: “You’re a real Alaskatarian.”

by kellysue94 October 26, 2019

alaskan fireman

while engaging in vaginal intercourse before ejaculation the male pulls out a lighter and sets the womans pubis a flame and puts it out with his cum!!!!!!!!

lastnight was so fun cause kodys mom lets me do the alaskan fireman on her!
gross i cant believe you let kody do the alaskan fireman on you, you sick whore

by hillybillydonkey March 13, 2020

Alaskan wind tunnel

The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.

Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.

Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.

Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.

by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020

alassadi

Very smart, kind hearted, gentle soul. A little self conscious about them selves but acts like they know they are the shit. Life of the party Good with their dick

Alassadi is his last name

by Liongirl420 September 8, 2020

Alaskan Tundra

When someone takes a shit on someone else chest then allows the shit to chill and solidify. The person who took said shit then raw dogs said shit on persons chest.

“Lance a lot do you want to come over later and give me an Alaskan tundra?

by Kiki 1446 November 8, 2020

Alaskan Clam Juice

A woman's pussy juice when it freezes

My old lady's Alaskan Clam juice was so frozen solid i had to chisel my dick out.

by EthanDicktaterBerkowitz October 15, 2020