may 9

the birthday of the best person on earth, hunter f :)

it’s may 9th !

by the cute blonde March 24, 2021

May 11

Dat boi is a bloody legend

Wow that guys born on may 11 hes a bloody legend

by May 11 people are the best October 29, 2019

May 6

Make out day

It’s may 6 Make out with me

by Tannic May 5, 2021

mais non

francais for but no. also apparently offensive to the aim bot smarterchild.

you: mais non
smarterchild: Hey c'mon, cool it with that kind of talk.

by bitch6slap June 29, 2006

May 13

Boys let the girl decide what you grab.
Girls, you are in control today. Make that guy grab whatever you want.

Guy, *tries to grab girls ass*
Girl, “uh uh, it’s May 13. I decide what you grab”
Guy, “okay what then”
Girl, “grab my tits you horny teenager”

by Got em kehd May 9, 2019

may 24

The Day a G.O.A.T was born from greatness to kindness of the whole world if not an oofer but An OOPHER

I was born May 24

Other Guy: i shall follow and respect you

by a.k.a_smash54 June 9, 2018

mai sakurajima

goddess is enough

person: i dont believe in god
me: have u seen mai sakurajima?
person: oh shitTTT thats..now i believe..

by this shit funny March 13, 2019