Fellistabus Driver

When the designated driver gets drunk and doesn't tell you

Brad was the DD, but we found out he was the fellistabus driver when he swerved all over the road.

by Hevy February 15, 2017

Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025

Frontseat Driver

A man has vaginal sex while she drops a deuce.

I was the frontseat driver with Trixy last night.

by Zz131zZ May 21, 2020

Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands

You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?

by Steezmiester May 11, 2020

Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.

“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”

by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024

Calm driver

1. P1 in qualifications

2. All eyes on the light at the start

3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside

2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position

3. Always reading the situation in front of you

4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations

I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?

by championship-know-who May 29, 2025

Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.

Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017