Jmos the shark

Jmos the shark is a dangerous killing machine and you would never want to be seen near him

Oh no it’s jmos the shark we gotta run

Jmos the shark is a killing machine!

by Jmos the shark February 27, 2022

plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.

To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."

by One smart woman December 14, 2010

Shark Tard

Those people who are obsessed with Shark Week and insist on posting gratuitous amounts of pointless Facebook statues about Shark Week.

"Omg Finally Shark Week is here i can't wait to blow up everyones news feed"!

"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!

by Left4Dead Broooooski :) August 5, 2011

Shark-epic

Something so amazingly epic. Like if a shark were to jump out of the water and high five or suck your dick (without biting it off).

P1: Holy shit!!! The lead singer of one of my favorite bands asked me to be my friend.
P2: Dude, that's fucking shark-epic!!!

by Shadow Amadeus May 11, 2011

ghost shark

Cutting-edge undersea autonomous submarine technology

The Ghost Shark will provide long-duration undersea capabilities

by SSP17 June 12, 2022

Mud shark

A white woman who loves black men

Dude whitni is literally a mud shark. And she’s such an alcoholic too!

by GrandmaIHitABoulder March 1, 2022

Mud Shark

A white woman who only likes black dudes.

I heard Susan only like black guys, she's a mud shark.

by Goose Montana February 1, 2023