to perform terribly, absurdly, and beneath expectations and intellect. An obvious failure. Choking under pressure.
Johnny flushed the mouse when he missed a wide open shot to win the game.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.
by bluesteeler April 08, 2024
To fail utterly, often as the result of uncertainty as to what to do.
Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)
Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)
Tony tried to find the best way to dispose of the dead rodent but in the end he just flushed the mouse.
Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.
Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.
by Tryptan Felle May 05, 2024
I could not find the projects folder because Bob fat moused it into the folder above it. All day he is fat mousing.
by Kay Starry October 11, 2013
by JaanKeKyaKarega November 23, 2021
Refers to where you temporarily spin your rectangular mouse-pad a fraction of a turn so that you can roll the mouse diagonally along the pad for maximum "continuous travel-distance" before having to lift the mouse and bring it back up to the top of the pad again. Useful for when you need to move the cursor farther than an entire "top to bottom" or "left to right" sweep of the screen, such as if the web-page is extra long/wide, or if you are needing to view the page with the magnifier racked up considerably.
I always set my cursor's travel-speed at maximum so that I usually don't have to move the mouse very far to navigate the entire screen-area; once in a while I have to look at a really long column of text or images (like if I'm reading a large volume of text or shopping for items on a lengthy catalog-page), though, and so I do a 1/7-turn mouse-pad rotation to minimize my having to perform "fresh-bite hops" with the mouse.
by QuacksO April 03, 2019
he's gayer than gay
by meesh mouse August 09, 2018
by ballsfuck November 14, 2022