Gentleman's Farm

A "gentleman's farm" refers to a property, typically of substantial size, owned and operated by someone who primarily engages in farming for pleasure and recreation, rather than for profit or livelihood. These farms often feature well-maintained landscapes, elegant country homes, and a range of activities, including livestock, orchards, and vegetable gardens.
"He turned his hobby into a gentleman's farm, complete with a vineyard and a petting zoo,"
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Gentleman's Farm

A Gentleman's Farm is where a group of men congregate on a piece of land to perform sexual acts on each other. These acts may take place in an actual Farmhouse or out in the middle of the corn field dependent upon weather. One thing for sure if that the boys will get frisky no matter what and utilize all of the space they have available. It is not uncommon for larger sexual devices to be present due to the area they occupy. Some of these "sex toys" may even be heavy duty machines turned into fetish contraptions deemed "Rigs."
"Hey Seth, I heard you are hosting an event this weekend at the Gentleman's Farm. Do you mind if me and some friends come? I have a new rig i want you to experience."
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That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.
“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

AW HELL NAW”

What’s wrong with that?”

Who are you and what planet are you from”
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Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.
Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!
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Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!
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Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.
Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special
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farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face
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