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Donkey Punch

When you are having doggie-style sex with a girl and you pull out and stick it in her ass. When she turns around in suprise, you punch her in the face!
I donkey-punched my girlfriend last night--that's why she has a black eye today.
by Dougie February 18, 2006
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donkey punch

simple
its when you punch a donkey in the face
mike tieson punched that donkey right in the face
man that bitch got donkey punched then he bit off her ear
yes the donkey was a girl
by t-radical squared May 13, 2005
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Donkey Punch

The current definition of a Donkey Punch is wrong, highly inaccurate, and can cause serious injury and criminal charges to anyone who tries it. It's also a Myth.

What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.
Woman: (Squirms in her chair)
Man: Are you alright, honey?

Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.
by PlayBoyMan June 6, 2016
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donkey line

A big Fat ass line of Cocaine
Yeyo my friends....
Let's get busy with some Fat Fucking Donkey Lines...
by Pharo March 15, 2004
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Sucks donkeys

When you want to proclaim that something sucks ass (which means it sucks real bad) but you are in the presence of someone that prevents the use of profanity. Eg. your Grandma or Mother-in-law or bosses wife or some other uptight bitch.
by Skiperoo Nasty May 10, 2010
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Donkey Bunch

The execution of the donkey punch on a subordinate while in the office. Extra points are given for successful execution during business hours.
I felt really stressed so Sara and I went into the conference room where I delivered a much needed Donkey Bunch.
by The_Bunch_Meister November 4, 2011
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Donkey Rider

A Mexican. Primarily A Mexican from the Northern Desert Regions of Sonora, Chihuahua, or Baja that will most likely cross the border into the Good 'Ol U.S. of A through an Auto Transit. A large Truck with a Semi-Trailer for example.
Border Patrolman #1: The driver of the Truck is sweating profusely and seems to be nervous. A little too nervous...

Border Patrolman #2: Check the Semi-Trailer for Donkey Riders...
by Dmanfig November 18, 2014
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