Jarvis 12:16

initiating kok and ball torture protocol

You heard of the verse of Jarvis 12:16?

by huntmaster900000 November 18, 2022

changed hate day october 16

day where you send hate to changed and its dumbass fans

changed fan:i love changed
sane person:go fuck yourself
dumbnass simp for a few pixels on the screen:puro is hot
sane person:kill yours-
sane friend:heyyo brotha its changed hate day october 16
sane friends friend:fuck yeah time to send death threats to changed fans

by quickys urban dictoanery acc October 12, 2023

10/16

national drink liquor day

it's fuc 4/20 we want some of that casamigos on 10/16

by himotron May 07, 2023

Chapter 16 Bankruptcy

When a hotel or resort that offers all inclusive pricing can no longer afford to run their business as a direct result of Matt drinking all of their liquor.

Matt went down to Punta Cana and got so fucked up he put those motherfuckers in Chapter 16 bankruptcy.

by MattTheFuckingHat November 10, 2008

May 16

National morning s€x day.

Hey it’s may 16.

Yes i know let’s have morning s€x.

by hrbt23 May 12, 2023

May 16

Kiss or makout with your significant other. No excuse. If you don't then no balls.

Girl:oh shit it's may 16
Boy: you know what that means ;)

by Jackson'sballss May 13, 2022

May 16

May 16 is the time of the month is when you ask your crush out!!
If you get asked out on this day, YOU HAVE TO EXCEPT IT. (if u are already dating someone then thats the only free pass)

Boy: Hey Becky!
Becky: Hi!
Boy: Be my girlfriend.
Becky: Huh?
Boy: Its May 16!
Becky: Oh! Sure, you can be my boyfriend then!!

by user0239791 May 14, 2025