pull out

What pussies do when they fuck a girl.

Guy: Im about to cum: Girl: Okay are you gonna pull out? Guy: I will not pull out that is for pussies. Girl: But you might get me pregna-Guy: I came in you.

by TheWordInnovater May 31, 2022

Pull a Finn

To fumble the bag flirtatiously

KG: "Ben, did you seriously pull a Finn with that girl?"
Ben: "No never!"
Henry: "You definitely pulled a Finn bro"

by KGTheG October 3, 2021

Pulling a machine

Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat

Hey Bark I’m hungry.

Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything

Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE

by MrBoar July 26, 2023

Pulling a Zelensky

To lure an enemy in by pretending to be a meek wimp and then beat the shit out of them.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War

The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.

Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.

by scarlettfor January 7, 2025

Pulling a Duke

Pretending to have the runs and sneaking out to the toilette to play a game on the mobile phone or tablet.

Kris is pulling a duke so he can be in the quest

by DukeNuke'm January 17, 2020

Pulling a Fletcher

Faking an injury in order to not be bested by someone younger and more skilled than you. This is the most shameful way of faking an injury and is practiced routinely by PolySci majors who run Cross-Country.

Ryan: Oh my God I think I broke my ankle!
Cody: Are you sure you're not just "Pulling a Fletcher" so that you don't look bad when you lose the race?
Ryan: Of course not! Look, you can see the bone!
Cody: You don't even sound believable.

by Mr. Drewpeacock January 18, 2012

Pulling a Keeno

Bailing on your mates using a shit excuse.

Im pulling a keeno: Using "Sorry i cant make it i have my mums birthday" 5 times in the same year.

by Craig2222 May 3, 2016