Tucker-dog

He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)

“Wow, look at that cool frog.”

“No, that’s not a frog—THAT’S TUCKER-DOG.”

by Dorf rrats December 8, 2022

hot dog polisher

someone who loves sucking hot dogs as in penisis.

Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early

Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.

by Plotchman November 10, 2017

dog

a pet which you love
also a sex postion

i got a pet dog today

by no niggers no jews no pakis on January 15, 2021

Female Dog

a literal bitch

"I own 2 female dogs"

by Bennet A. April 2, 2022

Dog muncher

A man (dan) is a dog muncher. His dad also has (cut ankles)

A man (dan) has stolen a dog and is a dog muncher. (Dans dad) has cut ankles.

by Patthy May 30, 2022

Dog

The best thing you’ll ever want and the shoulder you cry on

I love dogs. They are the best thing ever and there is nothing else I would ever want

by Odd little potato January 27, 2019

Dogging Me Raw

Figuratively; Getting it doggy style with no lube.

“Bruh, management has been dogging me raw this week.”

by Rose Arie April 13, 2022