by CEO of McDonalds May 28, 2020
Get the dirty breckinmug. When your partner shoves a frog up your anus whilst repeatedly whispering the word 'seasoning' into your ears whilst milking you dry of any white substances in your body until you become floppy like a mouldy banana skin.
I was coming home last night, and my wife gave me a Dirty Maximillion. It is fair to say, my anus now ribbits when I walk.
by picklepocklesnifflesnoffle September 11, 2023
Get the Dirty Maximillionmug. A special New Year’s Eve tradition mainly associated with some Eastern European countries. The practice is carried in the belief of bringing good genital health for the following New Year.
The act involves spreading raw garlic on one’s penis which first then has to be sucked and licked by their sexual partner until a satisfactory garlicky breath on their end is achieved. This is then followed by either vaginal or anal sex until ejaculation, after which the garlicky semen has to be sucked out so that both partners have garlic smelling breath.
It is believed to be a type of cult activity with very little evidence of the origins of this tradition.
The act involves spreading raw garlic on one’s penis which first then has to be sucked and licked by their sexual partner until a satisfactory garlicky breath on their end is achieved. This is then followed by either vaginal or anal sex until ejaculation, after which the garlicky semen has to be sucked out so that both partners have garlic smelling breath.
It is believed to be a type of cult activity with very little evidence of the origins of this tradition.
-So how was your New Year’s celebration darling?
-Oh it was amazing Mum, me and Marta were dirty garlicking before the clocks turned midn…
-Ugh so that’s why your breath stinks like that??? Damn me that’s vile son, I only thought you had garlic toasts for breakfast!
-Oh it was amazing Mum, me and Marta were dirty garlicking before the clocks turned midn…
-Ugh so that’s why your breath stinks like that??? Damn me that’s vile son, I only thought you had garlic toasts for breakfast!
by tomstamos January 3, 2022
Get the Dirty Garlickingmug. by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
Get the Dirty Kimmug. Only putting the penis in the butthole 10% of the way…
This is a tip of the hat to the Mormon tithing of 10% of one’s income doing directly to the church.
This is a tip of the hat to the Mormon tithing of 10% of one’s income doing directly to the church.
Sally is walking pretty good after the night she had with Steve. He must have given her a dirty tithing.
by Nasty Germ January 14, 2023
Get the dirty tithingmug. Dirty seraphim is that chick who is almost horny 24/7! She always says daddy and moans on the call with the boys, she loves to play dirty truth or dare with the boys and some girls, :wink wink: she even sends pictures of her in her bra to the girls! She’s also an anime weeb, she loves anime and shit, she’s an uwu girl. Almost all boys simp for her, but she a loyal bitch!
Noah: Look it’s seraphim! :wink:
Levi: I- I know
Noah: She’s wearing short shorts
Levi: I can see that... *blushes*
Noah: You should really do her tonight levi, yk she likes you
Levi: *gets hard*
Noah: she gonna be called dirty seraphim tonight with you! Wooohhh
Levi: I- I know
Noah: She’s wearing short shorts
Levi: I can see that... *blushes*
Noah: You should really do her tonight levi, yk she likes you
Levi: *gets hard*
Noah: she gonna be called dirty seraphim tonight with you! Wooohhh
by periodbloodyesmaam August 15, 2020
Get the dirty seraphimmug. by Kxy April 12, 2020
Get the DIRTY Zionniemug.