slappa dogs

when your bumpin sound system has a hectic subwoofer and sum bumpin yamahas

me n the boys are hittin up the slappa dogs tonight, u down for some magnolia?
Yo, Pi'erre, you wanna come out here?
In New York I Milly Rock (rock)
Hide it in my sock (sock)
Running from the opp (opp)
And I shoot at opp (opp) uh, uh (what?)
And I'm on the block (what?) Uh, uh (what? What?)
And I'm on the block (what?)

by grayden lea June 4, 2023

Skinny dog

A person who always smokes your pot with you but never shares their pot.

Don't invite that skinny dog Doug, he never shares his stash.

by BeLoud January 27, 2022

Dog Eyeing

When you stare down a potential mate as if you were reinforcing your role as the alpha to a k9 companion. Follow through and success requires you to persevere and remain eye contact, make the potential late look away first. If he/she looks back and smiles, go in to close the deal. If the target gives you a strange look, consider smiling next time.

Man, I was dog eyeing that chick and that's how I knew she wanted to share her lollipop.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

Dog

The most heavenly and divine thing in existence. All doggos deserve the best, because they are the best. All doggos go to heaven. No bad dogs, just bad owners.

I love my dog, i take him for walks daily

by Poltergeist :D May 9, 2022

Nat dog

Someone that farts on me way too much

Jen: have you seen Nat dog? I want a word with him

Ellen: no, how come?

Jen: oh he just farted on me again

by Nathansbatch2003 November 22, 2021

Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.

Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"

by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020

Muddy Dog

When two individuals are having raw anal doggy style. When the individual penetrating takes their penis out of the reciever’s anus there will be shit on the penis. The penatrator then grips their penis and slides their hand up the shaft to remove the shit. Once all the shit is on their hand they slap it on the back of the receiver.

“Last night I gave your mum a muddy dog.”
“Yesterday me and Kyle did muddy dog and my still smells of shit!”

by George Stanfield March 6, 2018