Chili Dog

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)

that’s some big dick energy if you decide to make a Chili Dog then fuck a girl

by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019

Dog

A hairy human that's humps you.

My dog was put down.

by A offline gamer November 8, 2022

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

straight-dogging

when you're with your bros and just being a dogg

a: (vibin', straight-dogging)

b: you're the vibe bro

by the apls_ January 8, 2022

the hot dog has left the bun

When a guy is so feminine that it seems as if his dick has jumped away from his balls and out of his pants.

Dan: OMG, DUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE! His hot dog has totally left the bun!
Bill: ALERT ALERT *THE HOT DOG HAS LEFT THE BUN!* ALERT! ALERT!

by fjhdhrjjhf August 11, 2015

Dirty Dog

Grant Richard Collins touches his gf in the school bathroom during passing period.

Grant Richard Collins is a dirty dog

by swaetynigballs April 24, 2025

Dog

God backwards

Dog is God backwards

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023