by tymmchn1969 March 7, 2025

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

by The Loathsome Dung Eater April 22, 2022

When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.
by elsbeth April 30, 2022

by Baz69 July 16, 2022

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

by TheCornhole24 May 11, 2022
