jibbly cock

A desease in which your penis slowly shrinks to nothing.

Jay moore has the worst case of jibbly cock ever. I think his penis is inverted. Shrinking penis

by Scorpio66699 October 19, 2013

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cock n' slash

When you smack your hard penis across a girls face. This is normally a form of punishment for something they refused to do earlier.

"My girlfriend refused to go anal with me last night so I gave that bitch a cock n' slash."

by cock n' roll October 19, 2013

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cock forsters

the actual name of an actual suburb of london england

more commonly known to australians as dick beer

this train terminates at cock forsters

by bvvvvt February 4, 2012

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a term given to mutley diesel fitters who enjoy more than their fair share of raw sausage. Are often seen passed out from a big night of raw sausage, evidence shown from sausage hanging out of their mouth and over their shirt.

Look at that cock ranger passed out with the sausage in his mouth.

Jordan Pugh

by Micknq February 11, 2012

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Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".

You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!

by WhenWe February 19, 2012

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