by Sellout President September 05, 2023
Cultural appreciation cluelessly dialed past the point of self-satire. Ibitha syndrome — named after a phonetic misspelling of the Spanish party destination, Ibiza — is a potentially life-long affliction that can stem from as little as one week spent abroad. Signs and symptoms include an imagined loss of one's native language; quotidian complaints about coffee or bread; and an inability to avoid bringing up any amount of time spent out of country.
Ever since Carmen's study abroad to Spain, she's had a raging case of Ibitha Syndrome. I heard her say "Grathias" in the McDonald's drive through on Friday.
Isn't she Dominican?
Isn't she Dominican?
by dontquijoteme April 26, 2025
Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.