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CrossFit pull-up

a meritless and fraudulent set(s)/repetitions of pronated pull-ups performed by exploiting the momentum gained through kipping cloaked as thoracic convulsions executed in an elliptical path on a standard, fixed, elevated, horizontal pull-up bar; it is erroneously promoted often by CrossFitters as a "functional movement"
Those CrossFit clowns love to claim that their CrossFit pull-ups are better for strength as a (purportedly) "functional" exercise when, in fact, it doesn't even measure true upper body strength since it relies on momentum - unlike a true or traditional pronated pull-up which is, when executed properly, a superior closed kinetic chain compound movement and a more appropriate indicator of upper body strength since the primary muscles involved (i.e., latissimus dorsi, trapezius, and biceps brachii) are forced to work (concentrically and eccentrically) WITHOUT utilizing momentum.
by Carlos Marron February 26, 2024
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pulled a palin

to commit a righteous deed- putting the well being of something above money.i.e. stepping down from your job and costing your employer alot instead of just drawing a check
She really pulled a palin when she gave up her family's privacy to fight the political establishment.
by palin4prez2012 July 13, 2009
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Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.
Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.
by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018
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pulling a syrah

Pulling an syrah defines being extremely dry after someone put a lot of effort into replying to her texts. The most common answers are ‘tof’, ‘oei’, ‘wow’ or ‘leuk’.
Wow she replied so dry, she is pulling a syrah
by mammeloe69 May 15, 2022
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pulling an eva

Saying that you will meet up with someone just to cancel at the last minute. Being a big fat flake. An Eva can always get away with canceling plans.
Nico: you were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Jess sorry can’t come anymore XD
Nico: wow thanks for pulling an Eva on me
by waterdarling February 11, 2019
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Pulling a Drake

When a guy does a helicopter with his snake
A: What are you up to this weekend?
B: Not much, just going to be pulling a Drake.
by ub3rst4r February 17, 2024
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Pulling A Lopez

Skating on the job, while being focused on taking waist up selfies at the gym!
"Where is Juan?"
"IDK probably at the gym pulling a Lopez"
by Mess Caterer February 24, 2025
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