P-Dog

It means mr.porter

P-dog is so funny.

by Claire bear May 27, 2024

Dog

Slang term for firearm. Similar to stick, pole, piece, iron, etc

Caught a meth head trying to break in to my car. He ran off when I pulled out my dog

by sushi65GINGER May 28, 2024

Dog

Bussin Bussin

Dog: bussin Bussin

by Gukbb November 25, 2021

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.

Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.

by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021

Mamsa dog

She's a great devil who loves to support you in a crime she will be a good friend when she is young but after 12 years old she will be one of most dirtiest girls

That mamsa dog was thinking about sex with kids

by Its satvik the legend November 26, 2021

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021