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Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS)

A syndrome where the patient will have a constant flow of blood from their mangina. Not a very well known disease, if it is not diagnosed quick enough it will develop into full blown pussyitis. Common symptoms, bleeding through your bunched up panties, testicular weight loss, and excessive use of a lint roller.
Dante has developed into the late stages of Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS).
by Anushka tha God February 16, 2017
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Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome

When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.
Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.

(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
by Areyouarita December 15, 2022
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Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
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Sudden Suck Syndrome

When you're doing great in a game but for no good reason you start doing dog shit.
Person 1: Bro you were doing so good last game what happened?

Person 2: I don't know I guess I have sudden suck syndrome.
by KGB-Putin September 6, 2019
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Eatapuss Syndrome

A punchline in the comedy act of The Black Jester, referring to mommy issues and lesbianism. Regarding seeking sentimental validation (sexually) from another woman.
She ran through a million dental damns due to her Eatapuss Syndrome.
by pornstitute November 14, 2023
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Skibidi toilet syndrome

Typically used when someone sees a fan of skibidi toilet singing the signature song that goes brrrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dobila deep deep.
Skibidi toilet fan: brrrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dobila deep deep.
Person 1: Watch out, he has skibidi toilet syndrome.
Person 2 : Thanks for telling me
by cummonster12356789 December 14, 2023
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Spongebob Syndrome

When something begins very well but its success causes it to be maintained for much longer than it should have been.
Many projects deal with Spongebob Syndrome due to the belief they are a safe way to continue profiting.
by Degrafator June 27, 2025
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