National geebag day

9th of July is a day of celebration for all the geebags out there

Peter:do ye know what you are
Suzanna:what am I
Peter:a right geebag

Suzanna:oh my goodness

Peter:happy national geebag day

by Kavanator July 8, 2022

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National send nudes day

National Send Nudes Day
July 11 is the day you send nudes to someone you trust and feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, cousin, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day! *sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

National send nudes day is a day to cheer up a friend a day to entice and arouse a significant other or someone your perusing or for kicks and giggles

by Dr. Randy Camel July 11, 2022

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national denver appreciation day

a day appreciating denver, one of the best people on our planet. he helps ALL of society.

“yo dude! it’s national denver appreciation day!”
“NO FUCKING WAY BRO IM DENVER NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER SO I CAN FUCK YOU”

by dxnver July 11, 2022

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National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk

"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."

by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022

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