mulch dog

dumb stupid little dumb stupid dumb dumb dog
It’s a smiling dog that knows too much

Popular dog in mulchmaxxing videos

it’s hell spawn pretending to be a toy poodle

look at the mulch dog, he thinks this is a game

by #1 Mulchdog supremacist/hater April 18, 2024

You're Dog

(gamer slang)
Worse of the worst at gaming. So bad it is comical. You're Dog!
Invented from Frohsted

When you're dog, You're Dog!
That boy hot dog.
Hot dog water.
No water just dog.
I hear a lot of barking, because hes dog. give him a chewtoy.

by Abacoot June 22, 2022

Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022

heart dog

The first dog you owned as an adult, typically used in the past tense after they have passed.

"It's tough moving on, but you'll learn to love your next dog because that's what you're heart dog would have wanted"

by tumelo September 20, 2023

Dog

A animal that humans trust, they lick you to death, they are "cute" and "sweet" but in reality they are crazy little creatures who are racist against cats for no reason at all. They require human-made "dog food" and get sent to a "vet" when sick.
a vet is a dog hospital where you can't see what the humans are doing to it.

Doglover101: I just tamed a stray dog
Madison: It probably has unknown diseases, Get them to your local vet which is called "Dr. Rizz Vet Dog Care"

by ThatsIt646 May 20, 2025

guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.

Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.

by uncle smegol November 20, 2020

Dog Fucker

One of whom that fucks dogs.

Kyle is a dog fucker.

by The Wordemiester July 22, 2018