National Dih Day

Celebrates dih’s of all sizes on September 12 every year.

I celebrate National Dih Day with my family

by Arnøld Doner September 26, 2025

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National throw Doom day

21th of October. When you can throw Doom around with no permission needed, even though he is 5'6"

National throw Doom day is the best day ever

by Goracio October 21, 2021

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national blowjob day

On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.

Hey baby, can I put that cock down my throat in honor of National Blowjob Day?

by Sakana Mybals May 6, 2022

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FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022

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