Canaan syndrome

Canaan; a guy who has zero life, spends all day playing clash royale, and has zero girls.

I think you got the Canaan syndrome

by Adolf Hitler's aenpai April 29, 2022

Squidward Syndrome

When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.

"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"

by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022

Tangerine syndrome

Prolapsed anus

Mother fucker has a prolapsed anus!

AKA Tangerine syndrome

He's a tangerine syndrome

by Rage GC May 5, 2022

BIG NOSE SYNDROME

A massive fucking nose with a shit trim, a tiny mushroom cock, fat as fuck and know to have the worst game

Commonly called:

Will

Emily

Jack
Archie

You have big nose syndrome

by Oliver Ryan May 5, 2022

Middle school syndrome

a rare non-contagious disease were certain individuals who enter the school system almost instantly starts to begin lacking common sense, it can occur over months or over a day, how fast the disease deteriorates your ability to freely think varies from person to person, some case studies find that depending on your position in the school system, from substitute teacher to Assistant Principle, could have a leading factor into the pace of which the disease occurs.

Did you hear that the substitute got fired? yeah... I think she had Middle school syndrome

by The Chair Miester May 5, 2022

Simon Syndrome

Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.

Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.

Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.

by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022

Lover Syndrome

When someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends. (Also referred to as *Simon Syndrome*)

Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Simon started going out with her he's been avoiding all his friends and homies just to spend time with her.

Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.

by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022