National Get on all fours Day

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National Get On All Fours Day!

This is the national day where all bottoms have to get on all fours infront of their top.

T: Get on all fours.
B: W-why?
T: It's National Get on all fours day.
B: Oh.
B: (Gets on all fours)

by ImDownBad August 25, 2022

National Snurch Day

National snurch day is may 15th, a day where we celebrate snesus and the snurch!

“Where’s Kyle?”
“Oh, he’s at home celebrating national snurch day.”

by mercurypies May 26, 2022

National Kill Strategetic Day

This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG

Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.

by Azterica July 15, 2023

National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 15, 2023

National Iman Girlfriend Day

National day to treat your girlfriend named Iman nicely and do whatever she asks.

Since its National Iman Girlfriend Day, I have to be nice to my girlfriend named Iman

by bekek February 24, 2025

National Grab ass day2.0

2.0 walk up to her. Grab that ass. Then keep moving

Today is national grab ass day2.0

by Ball_Till_ life August 15, 2019

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020