by mcotone March 24, 2010
At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.
by Uncle Joosie July 09, 2024
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
When your below up and above down syndrome. Entertaining to catch. Particularly occurs with brother and sister incest. LOVES to fuck random animals.
by Jonathan Niemiec February 22, 2017
It's a syndrome in which you really think you have to lay one out there right where the dingle berries live but you then realize you have to hiccup and it's coming out of your left and a half earlobe socket.
Friend 1: What's that coming out of your left earlobe socket?
Friend 2: I dunno *hiccup*
Friend 1: Eww I think you have Snarkafardolous Syndrome!
Friend 2: I dunno *hiccup*
Friend 1: Eww I think you have Snarkafardolous Syndrome!
by Flugalug October 13, 2020
someone who believes they have imposters syndrome, but actually they are just a coward or lied on their resume or during their interview.
synonym: imposters syndrome
synonym: imposters syndrome
by sintrixx April 10, 2023
blocking syndrome is when you block people on social media out of context
these people tend to not give af
these people tend to not give af
by Harryhazza October 19, 2023