Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)
by ibeslangin February 2, 2021

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.
Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!
by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024

by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019

by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013

by singlelifebestlife August 2, 2020

SHE GRABBED MY DICK,SO I CHOKED HER.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.
by OGBRICK39 May 25, 2018
