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National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.
Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021
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Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)
by ibeslangin February 2, 2021
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National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.
Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!
by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024
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National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .
Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..
by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019
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national wear red pants day

"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"
by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013
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National Boyfriend day

girlfriend: do you know w what today is?
boyfriend: what?
girlfriend: national boyfriend day!
by singlelifebestlife August 2, 2020
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NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

on april 13th every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day.
SHE GRABBED MY DICK,SO I CHOKED HER.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.
by OGBRICK39 May 25, 2018
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