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Wadgecrank

An unpleasant but important health check where they stick this metal opener thing in your whatsit and scrape cells from the lining of your babymaker so they can test them for any undesirable growths.
When you get to 50 the dreaded wadgecrank appointments drop to just once every 5 years instead of 2 (thank goodness!)
Wadgecrank by Lalihawke March 2, 2022
Wide is often a word that can be bestowed upon a person meaning big or large. This title was previously bestowed upon Vladimir Putin, however this was revoked due to certain war crimes during the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Due to the Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyjs courage and enormous balls he is now the new bearer of this title. Getting the wide title revoked also causes one to be bestowed the Thin title.
Wide by Useless Cheese March 23, 2022

wide lewis 

he is wide, it is poggers
yo! its wide lewis!
Wide by Zoe Stickmin April 15, 2022
"I wedged last night." "I'm so wedged." "Are you guys wedging?"
Wedge by jibtekk April 22, 2022