Flaming Thumbstick Wang Job

When an English guy is getting a handjob and the girl proceeds to shove a lit match into his penis hole.

Flaming Thumbstick Wang Jobs hurt like a bitch!

by Mr. Sicko July 31, 2011

Hailey Thompson

She is hot. Like really hot. Im jealous. She has an amazing ass and big boobs, like really nice big boobs. She loves animals and art. Maybe some sports. Shes super insecure but is banging. She loves tall boys with great laughs. Make her laugh and shes yours. She also funny as hell and likes deep thinking and stars. She doesnt have a lot of money but doesnt need it. After all she can strip and make more than you ever will. She is so great and addictive. Her personality is whats seals the deal. Shes quick witted and clever though not the smartest she makes up for in her street smarts. Shes a loyal good friend with a "Ill kick your ass if you mess with my friends or family" attitude. GO LOVE HER SHE GREAT. And boi if you see a Hailey Thompson hug her, love her, and never leave that bitch. Dont let go you will regret that.

Boi: She that Hailey Thompson?

Other Boi: Yeah, shes one hot motherfucker.

by maybelovesthedolans July 17, 2016

Flumper thumper

Someone who has 2 penises in their butt at one time that result in anal juices.

Lets go give that girl a flumper thumper.

by Mak2356774 February 21, 2018

Diontay Thompson

Diontay Thompson

Diontay Thompson is gay

by skidibop January 13, 2020

Triple Thumbs Up

The act of giving gratitude at slightly more than is humanly possible.

You did really good Kim, triple thumbs up!

by The 47th Goatman April 26, 2021

ms.thompson

an amazing teacher that plays W.O.W and final fantacy and is a weeb and is grate for vibing with and is the most caring most poggers teacher in the universe

today ms.thompson let us listen to music in class

by destroyer of simps July 15, 2021

Turner Tub Thumper

Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.

CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES

That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.

If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper

by Buck Whittaker June 29, 2009