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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer).
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 20, 2025
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Queer

A gay person usually named linden or jacob
Lindens are really queer.
by Queer names April 3, 2019
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An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
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Crossbow Queer

Refers to a subtype of queer/sexually ambiguous people becoming more prevalent in society and popular culture. Traits include:

- Constant low level rage
- Armed, but in a cool way
- Loves animals, probably more than most people
- Leather jackets for days
- Probably rides a motorcycle
- Would straight up commit war crimes for those they love
- Either completely fearless or absolutely terrified
- Actually just an absolute sweetheart

Examples include: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)
That guy with the leather jacket and the resting bitch face is SUCH a crossbow queer
by Elk0 April 21, 2020
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queer Quest

Name given to someone that is playing Adventure Quest
Zakk: YAAAAAY level 4

Nathan: Queer Quest!!
by lol at u 2 December 5, 2012
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Queerrings

He was working those Queerrings with that outfit!
by SlimShugga June 6, 2016
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Queer

Someone that takes dick in the ass like jake.
Stop acting like that queer jake.
by Reake January 30, 2025
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