Cone Pony

Sexy female flaggers on the job site

Holy fuck bro look at them Cone Pony’s! Who’s dick we gotta suck to get them on our job!

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

Buckle pony

A Horse breeder that only will breed to incentive nominated stallions ( I. E. Pink buckle , ruby buckle , etc )

Client : Is your Stud nominated for Pink buckle or Crown Royal ????

Non-Nominated stallion owner : thinking - Great hears comes another buckle pony 🤦🏼 ♂️

by TopHands April 30, 2022

side pony

Usually a ginger haired dude with a side pony...also a male version of a side chick

Ted is such a side pony

by thetatertot August 12, 2018

ponies are north

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped

Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?

by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018

Ponis

It’s a cooler way of saying penis.

Nice ponis

by Bill gafel May 23, 2025

yoni pony

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!

Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!

by CB&PB March 8, 2016

Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.

" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."

by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013