when you wipe your ass with a stock option application and give it to someone saying it isn't shitty
usually associate with head ass Jim Cramer, the worlds shittiest CNBC financial advisor, creating bag holders since 2000's.
usually associate with head ass Jim Cramer, the worlds shittiest CNBC financial advisor, creating bag holders since 2000's.
a. Man, I lost so much listening to that terrible CNBC personality" "Dude, sounds like you got Jimmy Chill'd!"
b. "I though something about this CNBC suggested stock smelled shitty. It's a Jimmy Chill"
b. "I though something about this CNBC suggested stock smelled shitty. It's a Jimmy Chill"
by TurkishRocks69 March 19, 2022
A sterotypicial teacher in highschool who is such a savage he got fired. A teacher that would smoke cigs in his break, write letters about his students, and told all his students they were to work at McDonalds.
I remember when I was a junior i had my best experience with a Jimmy K. Jimmy K told me that I was to work at Burger King all my life.
by YourSmall May 02, 2019
Seggsy mf. Jimmy MY Darling is Evan Peters' most criminally under appreciated AHS character (with the exception of maybe Mr Gallant. This mf has hands like lobsters, therefor he's incapable of doing simple and certainly vital things nevermind after he gets the ducking things removed. Firstly he can't even take a piss by himself and as you can probably imagine from the previous statement he "can't jack off for shit!" this is a truly heartbreaking statement. And for some strange reason they make him perform come as you are by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain (also a seggsy mf) didn't write this song until the 1990's, near enough 40 years after the time period that this specific freakshow is set in. Bu at the same time this took me a shockingly short amount of time to get over as it is a Ryan Murphy show after all so wtf was i excpecting? What did you expect? Do better next time.To this day I still believe that they should've made Jimmy play the guitar during this scene. Why? Because it'd honestly be hilarious to watch.
by americanhorrorstorybarbie July 29, 2021
by King Doctor June 26, 2023
The act of when having sex with a woman you taking your penis and put it in the woman’s ear then cum. After the act you then proceed to tickle her nose with your penis
by Unknown_sources don’t ask February 02, 2021
by jimmyjerker2020 August 26, 2020
First, a guy ejaculates into a bowl of ice cream sprinkles (aka Jimmies). Then, he rolls his penis in the bowl until it is covered in sprinkles. He then continues to fuck his partner.
Last night, my girl and I got really kinky and tried the Creamy Jimmy. It hurt a lot more than I thought it would.
by Lucasio1225 October 10, 2021