horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

by human dictionary December 4, 2014

horny loser

me

I am a horny loser

by zukaty July 5, 2022

Horny hug

A horny hug is when you hug someone while horny and you both want sex

Person 1: Last night I gave Jane a horny hug.
Person 2: Well did you have sex?
Person 1: Yeah it was awesome!

by Totally not a lizard person January 25, 2023

Horny Croy

Horny Croy is the slang term for the horny personality of someone with Multiple Personality Disorder.

Timmy: "Hey bill how you doin-screw me in the ass now"
Bill(Sarcastic): "Oh hey Horny Croy glad to see that youve taken control now"

by GeraldHimself March 1, 2021

Horny caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!

by anonymous October 22, 2023

HORNY CRINGE

if you are reading this, i assume you already know what it is, becuse you just want to see people call out everyone that's made horny cringe on this website , its basicly when someone trys to be horny but fails

HORNY CRINGE IS THIS WEBSITE JUST SEARCH SOMETHING AND YOU WILL SEE

by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

Horny ostrich

An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success

Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?

by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 5, 2016