Mandem Farts

When one of the crodies rips an absolutely stinky fart near you. The person farting is often gang-affiliated (or pretends to be)

“Yo fam what’s that smell?”

“Probably just Mandem Farts”

by CK2neat April 20, 2022

Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.

Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case

by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016

Street Fart

When you are driving somewhere and smell a fart but realize it is some stank smell emanating from the streets and going through your air vents. So then you try and make the air vents recycle air instead and come to another realization that the fart smell that entered your car in the first place is now just recycling back into the same air. So then you shut off the air all together and yet again realize that the faster you drive the more air comes in even though the vents are shut off. Damn it that really grinds my gears.

Me: The fuck, did you just fart?

Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.

Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.

by Ol' headass January 10, 2020

fart tracks

When you fart so much, your panties are stained with poop particles.

When I took off my panties they were covered in fart tracks.

by Miranda816 April 27, 2015

fart hadouken

To fart in ones hands and push it forcefully in someones face whilst shouting hadouken.

"Oh my god he just totally fart hadoukened me!"

by Njones91 June 27, 2016

Schrodinger's fart

an ambiguously ominous pressure in one's bowel that is simultaneously flatulence, diarrhea, and a bowel movement until it is released, at which point quantum superposition ends and one must simply hope that they guessed correctly.

It's a good thing I went to the bathroom for that Schrodinger's fart, or else it would have been messy.

by Squeaky Farts January 7, 2021

Fart Slinger

A person that partakes in the act of farting in to a cupped hand and throwing it.

Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.

by TasteyPotato September 12, 2014